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secret agent gel
by mikrosopht



please disect your artist name by explaining the defintion of each word of your artist name by dictionary, and by personal importance. then combine 2 of the 3 and define that (all instances of combiniation) and then, the entire artist name's defined meaning and personal importance.
i wanted to give you Latin and what not, but the web failed me. um...
se·cret (adj.)
Kept hidden from knowledge or view; concealed. Dependably discreet. (i like this one...)
a·gent (n.)
One that acts or has the power or authority to act. (and this...) One empowered to act for or represent another.
gel (n.)
A colloid in which the disperse phase has combined with the dispersion medium to produce a semisolid material, such as a jelly. (this is too much...)
it's a name that was concocted after a very long nite. i was asked what i wanted to be when i grew up.

what day / night of the month were you born on in minutes:seconds from the calendar month beginning
dunno. 6?

did you get to pick the barcode 6 34479 22892 6 for your album P as in Peter, F as in Frank
nope. otherwise it would've had 007 in it somewhere.

is opiate music overall pretty good stuff nummy and junk
yeah. happy to be involved. aaron spectre's music is gorgeous. heartworm's shit is wicked.

did you read/how far did you get in naked lunch
good question. ugh, that book was deadly. had to write a paper about it. i read about half of it and couldn't stand it anymore ('course the paper was due the next day). so i wrote some eight pages that contradicted itself. i skipped a line, wrote something like "that's what you get for making me read drivel" and got a C+. the professor was a really nice guy.

were you once caught in a radioactive area of contaminated wastefullness or had a distant relative in such
nope. that I'm aware of. tho when i used to work retail, we messed with the microwave an awful lot, so im waiting for the consequences of that to manifest itself with a third eye or my brain hurting or something.

if you could re-name the first 5 presidents of usa, what would their names be (sole purpose is to rename a lot of street signs around the places of the nation) and where do you live/want to live/want to die/how do you want your remains to be dealt with
ah, name 'em after regular streets. main street, broadway, elm street, etc. mass confusion.
i live in harlem, in manhattan, new york city. ive got a little two bedroom in this old building. it was in great shape when we moved in, but now the ceiling has started leaking and there's no heat and what not. i want to live right the fuck where i am. however, when im rich and famous i want to move to switzerland or some little town in india.
when i die, i don't really care what happens...

capsula, erector set(s), legos, lincoln logs, or tinker toys
legos and construx (and capsula for the motors until the other two went motorized)

hay, wood, stone, or house
definitely not house. unless it's like luomo or somebody.

one night i took a bath and gave it to you . it had fallen off the earth.

what is the oldest/newest album(s)/song(s) you enjoy

oldest owned - sugarcubes, life's too good
oldest created - some chant or classical or something
newest owned - freezepop forever
newest made - same i suspect

if i gave you a penny what would you do with it
give it back.

if you gave me a penny what would george w bush do to it
waste it, undoubtedly.

please write a question for the people of the world
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, UNITE. that wasn't a question was it?

ky, crest, vasoline, or otherwise
ow, crest? sick fuck.

what is the meaning of spot's life (not a dog)
dunno. who's spot?

please describe with immaculate descriptive quality the position in which you are reading this, and then following the position in which you reply to this message,, as if you were a donkey.
im in a stale, corporate cubicle with personality-surpressing grey terry cloth walls. my chair cost $700, and all the other fixtures are fastened down. im on the 10 1/2 floor of an anonymous building near the UN on the eastside of midtown manhattan.
eee-awww.

if dough was dear, would you make mad pizzas or happy calzones
bread really, tho if you insist on an Italian theme, then breadsticks. but im not crazy about most italian food.

what is the biggest eyesore/what redeeming value(s) do you see in pop-ular culture today and yesterdays and the future (3 parts for 2 points each, total of 6 points)
blandly, it's nice to hear good music in ads, and i can hear a lot of damn good music over the web which is my entire pop culture right now. but realistically, there's not a lot.
it's refreshing to go anywhere but new york, as i think there's more legitamate pop culture in small cities than in the meccas. the web is making pop culture underground, from the roots. i look forward to palm pilots being as powerful as a real computer, or computers being built into our brains, so we can get up from our desks and go out without feeling unplugged. it'll come full circle, i hope.

as you read this apocalypse moseys on in, whats the plan
too late already right? no hesitation...

using a qwerty keyboard, start with q=1a. g=5b. m=7c. hello=6b3a9b9b9a or so. now write a coded (see previous schematication) message which conducts electricity and also makes good sense in coded formation somehow to you or others otherwise.
a8f2r5v4h1u7n2h2f5d4c1f1v2by4t5g8e4c2ce2c2d 5s6e8c1g5t7

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