kit clayton
by mikrosopht

tell us about your medical history
I broke several bones prior to age 13. I broke no bones after age 13. I have contracted the chicken pox and the measles, but never mono.

is there a day that goes by when u don't remember that chik smurfette n wish you'd boinked her when u had the chance ?
I was more into azraël

do u get a lot of sprouts in yer salad
Not frequently, but I so like sprouts in general..especially radish sprouts.

what is the record number of ketchup packets you've used on a single foodstuff discuss application
Probably eight. Cocktail sauce...extra horseradish.

do u like your carparked on level 5 ? or do u walk a lot
Yes.

wut r u listenin 2 rite now
People banging on my roof. I also like lots of recent pop hip hop--e.g. DaBrat, Missy Elliot, Ludacris, Gold Chains, etc...

do u drink m/any caipirinhas ? or r u a sober sailor
Caipirinhas are delicious.

tell about cytrax, delay, & orthlorng, current status, vizion, e t c !
Cytrax + Delay, run with Jasper(John Mendez), release techno based deejay tools. Orthlorng Musork, run with Susan Costabile, releases deviant deejay tools. They are currently doing so, and will continue to do so.

did u create the trornslortor > a] if so, how'd u get tharidear ?
b] if not, wheredit cumfrum ?

I wrote it in perl based on the syntax of our(me and sue's) system of replacing vowels with 'or'. This pattern of speech started with an innocent replacement of 'er' with 'or' at the ends of words--e.g. computer->computor, as commonly occurs. However, what once seemed innocent soon became a monster, and we found ourselves replacing virtually all instances of vowels with 'or'. Since then, we have sucessfully passed through a 12-step program to kick this habit.

can u drop beatz w/ascii
I don't know if I'd qualify it as "dropping beats", but I have written a few tracks entirely in text editors and then applied sound headers.

were u brought in2 electronix music via an enlightening o were u born enlightened describe
No, and no.

do u werk fer Cycling '74 to get tha hook_upz n cash flo, or the big booty hos
I'd have to say the latter.

is yer basement constructionized of any known human_material ?
not meaning humans, but human_known.;,, . but u can answer that both ways for bonus points !

Rats. See the following excerpt from a recent experience with the rodent found in my basement wall.

quicktime movie download zip or download from orthlorng musork

The time before this I found 15 dead baby rats and a week later the mother. Our neighbor unfortunately puts out poison sometimes and they come to our home to die. I'm not sure what that says...

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