song: fruity
song: single file 010
song: hish sudafed
tim koch
by mikrosopht

if there was a way to start the interview on the right foot, would you opt for the left because of your stance or possibly unevened leg length
I would put me left foot in, I'd put my right foot in, I'd put my athletes
foot in , and then I'd shake it all about - I'd do the hokey pokey and i'd turn around, and that's what it's all about, apparently.
seeing as how you're in australia and i'm in north america,, who do you suppose has the best collection of stars on earth,
and who has the best collection of toilet flushing rotational directions
clockwise turd rotation in the house! all the big stars come from Australia,
Kylie was manufactured here where I live , and Jason Donovan and Natalie Imbruglia were also made by the same manufacturer except they
have the updated 'charismatec v1.2' chips.
do you ever get pissed off about those productions which state how
nice it is to have a 'white christmas' or other half-worldly minded type
statement/sentiment(s), and if you did have to flush in the northern
hemisphere would you jump up and run around to save the world
christmas is like a computer game where you have to convince your
relatives that you have done something with your life before your
energy bar runs out and even if you succeed your energy bar runs out
anyways and then you have to argue with drunk uncles and then the
end of level baddy is your evil cousin darrel who is like edward
scissor hands but instead of scissors he has corporate big business
anecdotes and small talk special weapons instead of fingers.
If I had to flush in the northern hemisphere I would re-create my
anticlockwise turd whirlwinds so that my toilet time experiences
were just like back home with my koala bathmat and kangaroo
toilet tissue holder and emu toilet brush holder and also the wombat
that picks up the soap.
song: snow white xmas
if you had to run about a block to get a slice of chicken and then
hop to the next block because of the thumb tax would you do it for the
children or release a platinum plus super productional boy band album with
super chicken chunks every day for the rest of your life, or, you just take
the subterrainian labyrinth with the teenage mutant ninja turtles to look
up april's skirt when she doesn't have her yellow suit on which is like
once a year... who is your favorite ninja? who is your favorite turtle? who
is your favorite chicken thumb? whats your favorite tax? do you like
children? platinum or gold ring(s) and thing(s)? please only answer all of
these questions except one (you choose which) with a "Y" for yes and a "N"
for no, in a nice little line.
my favourite ninja is danny bonaduce, his moves are incredible - like a young
bruce lee but with red hair, incredible.
my favourite turtle is a turtle on the barbie mate.
chicken thumbs are out of fashion here in australia so there.
my favourite tax is stale bottom cleft lint tax, a killer!
we are all children.
i was waiting for the car chase in lord of the rings
so they could do the computer game
tie-in.
i used to wear a chinese ring but it hurt.
now i wear the ring of shame:

song: turtle headz
song: up april's skirt
if you had to have a hospitol/tal operation and you had to leave a
message for The President Prime Menstruation Of The Of Easy Bake Oven,
would you leave one like that said A.i've had to go get a bunch of shit
tossed into myself and pulled apart and then bottled and thrown away in
secret dumpsters for the betterment of my own kind, ME i said, me and only
me, that's all that matters! B.gone fishin' C.with much sadness i must
admit it is time for me to be oft along the rye breading crustation of the
twenties and thirties, once along ago before such said and done and now my
innards are outters like a digesting navel when the blood comes you run
like a madman with no applesaucey relations you just go for the feet you
want to run with D. i get this grade to barely pass classes E. i'm for
surgery, that's right, just like my record label surgery records ! pick one
up today or your way to getting cut to bits for the love of god, you
bastards! and please tell me about the record label and how the hell
its about it. thanks.
Surgery is for people who need help. Like a dry place in times of wetness
and a paper bag in times of ugly women, we are the answer to your prayers.
Releases come in all audio shapes and sizes, and we make house calls.
when was once an addled young munchling from the zone of twerpidea
hurdled like a madmang of fnukviralness frivolousitationally producing
beatboxed oxen of grand yoke???
song: qu 7
what type of snow flurry is in a hurry
luke warm vienna coffee , and apple and cinammon muffin. Live on Hindley st.
catalog(ue) one days worth of activity which best describes how you
feel you are handling yourself, but do not include masturbation at all.
a day in the life of barry handler part1
woke up got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head
wade my may downstairs and crank a dup, looking up I woticed I was nate
wrote a grant application to apply for a super toupe that once applied
will deem me ready for export as an australian star of california games
lynx high scores in surfing and bmx events. Then I proceed to a tour of
second hand establishments to complete my old console museum which
I received funding for. Then I would not masturbate.
if you had to say someone was a bastard for the record, and you
have to pick someone because its a scientific law that you must, then would
you just answer my goddamn question or be clever as hell and arrange a
sophisticated anomoly with which to divert attention and elimate some if
not all suspicion on the matter? and if so, since you have to say so, who
is a bastard? (attach picture if applicable/possible)
this man is a bastard
please tell me all about the Other Animals compilation you're on as 8 bit orchestra
t is a compilation that I am on as 8 Bit Orchestra and it raises money for
helping animals that need help. We need to help animals because people
are fucked up and great white sharks do a very good job at eating people
because all they can do really is eat, shit and have shark sex so let them
do what they do best. New 8 Bit Orchestra EP out now on
duotone records
all how many hits have you done as a thug
of them as of 9:03pm 25th July 2002 Adelaide time.
thug was just an opposite, because in RL i am as meek as
a mousewife and i am like soft butter on the bread of your choice
info: tundra music: 12 - 7897904534 words (betwixt)
Tundra Music is cold and icey and will hit your g-spot on those hot
and heavy days where you feel like you are swimming in a sea of
humidity and when it rains the beads just slide down exposed cleavage
sections like a river of warm, steamy and unpredictable love.
tundra music
is tim koch your fullerest name? if not,, timothy (?????????)
kochington (??????????????) ? do tell us the fullerest, and what sort've
material(s) this full named individual possesssessssssss and do you like
snake face
Timothy Charles Koch
if i wasnt so white as hell would i be down like sub zero and rip
spines all over the... well out of spinal areas, and what about you,,, we
need some inside infros
For your infros I never had an afro,
well not after kindergarten.

if you turned into a monkey and shot a twelve on the five oh would
you get the four one elevens on the d l with the seven eleven action after
a hot four twenty of eigth action
I like four and twenty pies for breakfast. lamington floaters were the official food of the sydney olympics. I drive too fast

what words do you live by, what do you want to do in life, where
are you going to go in the next three minutes after this creazzzy thing you
finished (right? you're going to finish it and not bail like those chumps
right?? the weiners who cant handle the pain of a thug), and if you had to
live with minimal items what objects would you keep with you, i'm not
talking desert island but simply minimal lifestyle, where you are right now
if you like. (please no more than 10 items, or items with more than 10
independent articulations or parts, for each of these elaborate pieces they
are to be disassembled and used only up to a 10 articular/componentularity)
In no particular order.
I live by words that rhyme with air guitar.
In life i want to walk and talk and save and shave girls that misbehave
whilst securing things arent secure and bending over walking rails. In life i want
to grow and throw and eat and beat the shit out of monkey's feet after moaning
and loaning almost frozen grandma's foaming.
In the next 3 minutes I am going to wave my hands in the air like I have no hair.
If i had to live with minimum items I would live with a pen and some paper
and my c64 emulator. If I had to live with minimum items I would get annoyed
that I couldn't get maximum items. I would also like to have a minimum jam with
minimum sidstation solos with rob hubbard and jaco pastorius on minimum raised
from the dead fretless bass.end.
tim koch website